For a break from the past week's ruthless political analysis and speculation, shift gears with this game: Take an actor who's played a president, and re-imagine that presidency with the actor's more famous role. Ready?
Anthony Hopkins as John Quincy Adams
Hopkins gave an Academy Award-nominated performance in Steven Spielberg's
Amistad (1997). Adams, the sixth President of the United States, achieved arguably most of his success in diplomatic endeavors, including the Treaty of Ghent and the Monroe Doctrine.
Party: The Carnivore Party
Campaign Slogan: "Put your vote in our basket."
Major platform(s): Pro-life—more to, err, love. Pro-farming.
Defining moment: Immediately after inauguration, Vice President Starling goes missing. No one reports on it.
Robin Williams as Theodore Roosevelt
In
Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009), Williams toyed with Ben Stiller's neurotic character while the two fought to save some of The American Museum of Natural History's most beloved exhibits. Roosevelt, a notable Progressive Movement leader and outdoorsman, held office from 1901-1909.
Party: The Very Green Party
Campaign Slogan: "We're Flexible!"
Major platform(s): 100% free market
—the economy will bounce back on its own. Science education advocate.
Defining Moment: Vice President Flubber, as chief engineer, completes the Panama Canal in record time.
Bill Murray as Franklin Delano Roosevelt
This December, Murray will star as the
other Roosevelt in a UK comedy-drama,
Hyde Park on Hudson. The film revolves around the 32nd POTUS's affair with distant cousin, Margaret Suckley. FDR occupied the White House for an unprecedented 12 years, leading the country through the Great Depression and World War II.
Party: The Ghostbuster Party
Campaign Slogan: "Who You Gonna Call?"
Major platform(s): Increased military spending.
Defining moment: Government approves use of proton packs, slime blowers, and Stay Puft Marshmallow uniforms throughout WWII. Hitler is promptly captured & contained in an Ecto Containment Unit.
John Cusack as Richard Nixon
Next year's
The Butler will chronicle three decades of American presidents through the eyes of the White House's help. Cusack will portray Nixon, the 37th POTUS, whose reputation deteriorated after the notorious Watergate scandal. He resigned in 1974.
Party: The First Amendment Party
Campaign Slogan: "Say anything!"
Major platform(s): Pro-gay marriage
—we love marriage.
Defining moment: In a plot twist, President Dobler dramatically stands outside the United States Supreme Court Building and, in a plea to take him back, blasts the Watergate tapes from his boombox. American girls swoon.
Who are your favorite fictional presidents?